My original idea was shot down by my girlfriend. I guess some secrets aren’t just my own…
Bwahaha!!! I bet you all are EXTREMELY curious as to what the secret could be!!!
Meh, it’s nothing special or crazy. Don’t get all worked up.
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My secret today is…
I very rarely fart out loud. No, this doesn’t mean I don’t fart. No, this doesn’t mean I purposefully try to keep my farts discreetly silent. It just means for some reason, my bottom is coy.
– Brandon Holly –